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How everyone stacks up

Stats + Records

Two ways to read the same league. This Season ranks the teams playing right now. All-Time is the record book, kept by manager rather than by team, so a record follows the person who set it rather than the name they were using that year.

Every matchup ever played, ranked by manager. Covering 1 season, including the one in progress — a record set on Sunday is in the book on Tuesday.
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Single-Week Scoring

The best and worst weeks anyone has ever put up.

Highest Single Week
2026 Week 8 vs. Michael Farris (191.3–131.3)
Lowest Single Week
2026 Week 7 vs. Jeff McCormick (58.4–118.7)

Every game counts, playoffs and consolation included — the highest score ever is the highest score ever, whatever week it landed in.

Margins

Blowouts, heartbreaks, and the games decided by a kicker.

Largest Margin of Victory
2026 Week 8 vs. Brandon Baxter (157.6–76.6)
Largest Margin of Defeat
2026 Week 8 vs. Jeff McCormick (76.6–157.6)
Smallest Margin of Win
2026 Week 1 vs. Brandon Baxter (135.2–135.1)
Most Points in a Loss
2026 Week 1 vs. John Bregger (157.7–166.2)
Fewest Points in a Win
2026 Week 7 vs. jacob reedy (95.1–94.8)

Streaks

The longest hot and cold runs anyone has managed.

Longest Win Streak
2026, Weeks 2–8
Longest Losing Streak
2026, Weeks 1–9

Measured within a single season, post-season games included — a run that carries through the bracket is the run people remember. A streak that ends in December and resumes the following September is two streaks, because everyone redrafts in between.

Career Totals

Everything a manager has done here, added up.

Most Wins
7-2 over 1 season
Most Points
9 games, 1 season

Every game counts, post-season included — so these wins run ahead of the regular-season W-L on the League History table, which deliberately counts neither. Totals also reward a long stay as much as a good one, and the seasons count beside each name is the honesty check. The two averages need at least 10 games, so one hot fortnight can't take an all-time record.

Optimal Lineup

What a perfect start/sit call would have been worth — roster strength and the coaching on top of it.

Highest Ceiling
2026 Week 8 · started 191.3
Lowest Ceiling
2026 Week 8 · started 92.0
Best-Coached Week
2026 Week 4 · 149.7 of 149.7
Worst-Coached Week
2026 Week 7 · 58.4 of 119.0
Most Points Left on the Bench
2026 Week 7 · started 58.4 of 119.0

Covers 2026 only. An optimal lineup is worked out from every team’s full roster in a given week, which is recorded as the season plays out rather than looked up afterwards — so these records start from the season that recording began, and gain a year every season.

Scoring Distribution — Single Week

How few players carried a team in one week. The figure is an “effective contributors” count: a lineup splitting its points evenly across five players reads 5.0, so a lower number means fewer people did the work.

Most One-Man Week
2026 Week 2, Wesleyan Squad That Laterals — top 2 had 60%
Most Balanced Week
2026 Week 7, Jesus Christ Superstars — top 2 had 33%

2026 onward only, and permanently so — the figures need every team’s full roster for a specific week, which ESPN serves reliably only while a season is running. Started players only, since bench points never counted toward the real score.

Scoring Distribution — Full Season

The same measure over a whole season rather than one week, which is a different question: a manager can lean hard on a different player every week and still come out balanced across the year.

Most Top-Heavy Season
2026, Cam Ward of the State — 9 weeks — top 2 had 41%
Most Balanced Season
2026, Little Lebowski Urban Achievers — 9 weeks — top 2 had 23%

The week count beside each name is the honesty check — a season figure means something different behind three weeks than behind fifteen.